5:45 am is too early to be at work. Especially on a Sunday. #fb

I think I like deleting code even more than writing new code. Is that weird?

Alarm clock came on this AM w/ “Sure as the Weather” by @amostransparent. Nice way to wake up! And new album available on iTunes today! #fb

Inefficient is 7 people taking 2 cabs across town to meet with 2 others. #goc

You’d think someone working as a software tester would know how to file a proper bug report. Apparently not…

Pro tip: water boils faster if you turn on the stove. #fb

Put in a 9.5 hour work day while simultaneously watching my kids. Well, Nanny Netflix helped. #fb

What’s the dollar to tooth exchange rate these days? #toothfairy #fb

There’s nothing like doing your SLEs to remind you that the people who have said “your French is really good” are all full of crap.

Leaving meetings embarrassed by the unprofessionalism of my colleagues is becoming a recurring theme in my career.